i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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