What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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