her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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