you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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