you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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