Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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