She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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