ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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