Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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