I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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