Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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