Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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