the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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