it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Your penis caused this!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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