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hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Randomize
