I must be too annoying 4 u.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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