just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
you made out with another girl for some wings
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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