I'm drive I can fine osifer
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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