For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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