if you like me you must not know who I am
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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