Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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