All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
