Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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