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she takes plan B like it's going out of style

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!

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(631): View more from New York

if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you

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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.

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(949): View more from California

We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".

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(845): View more from New York

I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"

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(480): View more from Arizona

remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea

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