She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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