Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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