It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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