I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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