she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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