areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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