Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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