I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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