Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i wish my penis had a tongue
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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