I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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