Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I wear drunk well.
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