Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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