oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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