im drinking this country out of the recession.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
