Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
my poor anus
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