my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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