Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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