do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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