Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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