Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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