Christians are straight up FREAKS
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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