Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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