Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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