when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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