the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
fuck your aforementioned shoe
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
