That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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