I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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