bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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