john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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