Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
There are leaves in my underwear?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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