I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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