we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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